August 8, 2013

picking up chicks

Lady at the cafe in Kings Cross, ‘You look very strong’. Me, ‘thank you’. Lady, ‘do you think you could pick me up?’. Me, ‘I’m not sure, but prob best not to try as I’ve just had a massive workout and may drop you’. Lady, ‘please, come on, see if you can pick me up and walk with me on your back’. Me, ‘I’d rather not, but thanks for the offer’. 

I had to walk away ASAP as she wouldn’t leave it alone and kept insisting that I pick her up. 

It’s not difficult to pick a lady up in Kings Cross but it seems they come to you and insist on it if you strength train. 

Note to those interested in females. START SQUATTING 🙂